TENALADY

I walk into the local chemist and am met with a wall of Tenaladies. Why o why o why? There are so many that the sun is eclipsed and planes are diverting over their great big absorbency. Is this what the future holds? Do many women walk around, well, slightly giving it some extra in the pants department? And what about the men? I am sure they are not holding back. Where is the Lynx tenaman? Let's hear it for all the incontinent men out there! - put your hands in the air (or maybe don't, keep them firmly attached to your underwear to make sure it is staying up).

Ok here is my list of what is currently cool:
bands - bitches, foot village, duracell, 2-pieces - No Age expecially, Prinzhorn Dance School, Japanese hip hop (names to be forthcoming in next blog), Thomas Truax.
stuff - "About Last Night" the South Park Episode about the Obama and "change!", http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 - the best music video EVER, My Name is Earl, Twin Peaks, Heart of Darkness (Josef Conrad), Roni Horn - dry water and you are the weather.
habits - smashing china (porcelain preferred) when you are angry, doughnuts (of all varieties), swimming, sushi eating, the crisp blue air of english winters.

what sucks
tenalady, indigestion, the closing of my local bar (now with many "Sorry you are deceased notices on the front"), being cold in winter, losing my favourite purple gloves...

that is all