Sunday, 22 February 2009

Jockstraps!

The area of male undergarments has been much neglected of late, a situation which one man (Colin Corbett) has single handedly rectified in a spectacular manner at a recent exhibition (STRAPPED: The art of the decorative jockstrap) at the LCC (London College of Communication, Elephant and Castle tube, for the uninitiated).



This is simply the best exhibition I have seen recently - and not just because I like this guy's sense of humour. Some particularly admirable jockstraps from his collection must be pointed out.


(below left) "Catholic" jockstrap - very devout.





and (above right) "The Swiss cuckoo clock jockstrap" - why has no-one thought of this before?



- "Masked ball"(please see photos for both the Japanese and the Venetian version). A slightly disconcerting surprise, once you got your man into the bedroom, surely...










- (below left) "Pinstripes" - surely if you are wearing a suit it is only right that you should follow the theme through to all areas of your personage?







- (above right) "Wedding tackle" - why shouldn't men dress up for their wedding when it comes to undergarments? I think the days of the black M&S y-fronts/boxers are over, sonny.



I also like the turkish evil eyes package holder and the King Arthur style sword strap (though I think this one should probably be handled with care as one wrong move in that one cause a gentleman a rather unpleasant pain in a rather sensitive area).



Apparently the artist wants a man to be able to be able to say "doesn't my package look nice". And why not? If, for instance, a man was to be saved from almost certain death in a fire by a rather lovely female fireman (firelady? fireperson?) then he should certainly be relieved to know that he was wearing co-ordinating undergarments of which he could be proud. There is no need for neglect in that area and a little more effort on the part of the male species certainly wouldn't go amiss.



The works were apparently inspired by the artist using the stock phrase, on seeing anyone who looked uncomfortable: "Oh he's got his diamante jockstrap on inside out!" Eventually Colin, the designer, decided that he would actually design a diamante jockstrap to see what this situation would look like. And very lovely it looks too.




Sadly these jockstraps are not currently available in M&S, Primark, or any other reliable retail outlets and they probably will not be in the near future (unless Peter Tatchell suddenly becomes Prime Minister, or something). What a shame....


























Sunday, 1 February 2009

O my God it's snowing




OK it is snowing. It hasn't snowed like this since - well I cannot remember. I have never seen it like this in London. Just been up to Hilly Fields, Brockley - sledginggggggggggggggg!!! with my housemates. We are now all officially 10 years old again, wooohoooooooooooo




that is all

Saturday, 31 January 2009

TENALADY

I walk into the local chemist and am met with a wall of Tenaladies. Why o why o why? There are so many that the sun is eclipsed and planes are diverting over their great big absorbency. Is this what the future holds? Do many women walk around, well, slightly giving it some extra in the pants department? And what about the men? I am sure they are not holding back. Where is the Lynx tenaman? Let's hear it for all the incontinent men out there! - put your hands in the air (or maybe don't, keep them firmly attached to your underwear to make sure it is staying up).

Ok here is my list of what is currently cool:
bands - bitches, foot village, duracell, 2-pieces - No Age expecially, Prinzhorn Dance School, Japanese hip hop (names to be forthcoming in next blog), Thomas Truax.
stuff - "About Last Night" the South Park Episode about the Obama and "change!", http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 - the best music video EVER, My Name is Earl, Twin Peaks, Heart of Darkness (Josef Conrad), Roni Horn - dry water and you are the weather.
habits - smashing china (porcelain preferred) when you are angry, doughnuts (of all varieties), swimming, sushi eating, the crisp blue air of english winters.

what sucks
tenalady, indigestion, the closing of my local bar (now with many "Sorry you are deceased notices on the front"), being cold in winter, losing my favourite purple gloves...

that is all